Or daddy messed up too!

Daddy forgot to turn off the regulator so when mommy looked at it it said I was on 1/16. Little did she know daddy didn't open up the can. Moral of the story is I almost ended up on the ambulance but my messed up parents recognized their mistakes in just enough time. Can I swap out my parents? Is this an issue for dyfis? Where are my grandparents when I need them?